Fincher

When someone wanks off your penis with the webbing of their toes.

She is a great fincher

by Finch_lord March 13, 2009

French Toast

Egging someone else's property, usually a car, then covering it with slices of bread, and leaving it in the sun. The sun cooks the eggs, baking the bread and ruining the car. Hence, french toast.

The Principal gave me detention the other day, so me and Pablo French Toasted his car.

by Hodge329 November 1, 2008

franchise envy

The feeling fans of any team other than the Yankees get for the utter futility and frivolity of rooting for their team to win like the Yankees have and do.

The only reason he is suck a jerk is because of franchise envy.

by zippogun June 6, 2007

Finchel

The totally canon pairing of the hot male lead, Finn Hudson and the stunning young ingenue Rachel Berry in the hit TV show Glee. It is easily the best paring on the show, because the relationship of Finchel spouts rainbows and butterflies. Finchel will one day have Tony Award winning, football playing children. Until then, we just like hearing them sing together.

Girl: Do you ship Finchel or Puckleberry?
Boy: Finchel, duh. They're so cute together!

by natalie goodman. October 25, 2010

french military

the biggest group of failures around

Me: Wanna hear a joke
Friend: Ok
Me: The French Military
Friend: haha

by Matt leo March 30, 2008

French War Casualty

Those who were too slow to retreat with the rest of their squad.

The Germans came a'knockin, Peirre didnt drop his rifle in time, and soon became a French War Casualty.

by MrVincentVega February 16, 2008

Rusty French-horn

To suck a guys dick and fist his asshole at the same time.

Yo motha fucka does your dick feel good,and does your ass hurt from the Rusty French-horn last night?!

by Zack Payne October 4, 2006