forenet

A word derived from numerous chat rooms, Facebook and other mindless platforms created for fuck and dumps. It is the equivalent of virtual "foreplay" and allows an individual the opportunity to "hide" behind their keyboard and virtually fuck (or rub one out) online. Typically delivered by males to unassuming females.

"I got some some good "forenet" on FB last night and "hit" my old lady like a mexican in a boxing ring"

Bill: "hello linda, your picture is hot"
Linda: "thanks Bill, thats very nice of you"
Bill: "it makes my meatpole stand like a fucking soldier on armitice day"
Bill: "my cock is...."
Bill: "hello..."
Bill: "you there"

by proguide November 30, 2009

forever

something that is not real a myth a lie something people should never believe.

1: "i'll love you forever"
2: "How you wont be alive forever there is no "forever"."

by nobelieverinlove July 7, 2010

Forehead Scraper

A person that continually rubs their forehead until their hair line recedes. One who worries about about every little thing in life while rubbing their forehead. The leading cause of premature baldness in Duttons.

The mechanic said: Your car runs just fine, don't be such a Forehead Scraper.

If you worry about worrying too much, you may be a Forehead Scraper.

by 3 Finger Floyd April 14, 2010

Forever Knot

The resulting jumble after an individual attempts to untie a simple knot resulting in the strenuous and tedious endeaver taking ten times longer to undo than the original.

I was untying my shoes but made the mistake of pulling one wrong loop. Looks like I'll be attempting to solve the forever knot for the next 5 days.

by kornwhole December 8, 2010

foreebiate

When having a conversation, the flow may deviate into a foray on another topic, and then return. This is a foreebiation. To return from such a deviant topic is to foreebiate. The word originates from Mr. Tuling describing the return from a programmatic function in 68K assembly code. The code for this is "4eb8" (foreebiate).

We briefly deviated onto the topic of dinosaurs, but then foreebiated back onto the topic of reptiles in general.

"Please foreebiate before we lose sight of the bigger picture."

"Regina and I were foreebiating all night long. We just couldn't stay on the same train of thought!"

I was foreebiating so much this morning that I completely forgot to feed the cats.

After embarking on a deviation of epic proportion, the movie "Pulp Fiction" wraps everything up in an equally epic foreebiation.

by XaxioX September 26, 2010

Foreverchill

To never overreact, get frustraded, hate, yell, or be in any way negative as a personality

Man, that Steve has been foreverchill ever since he got that reality check from those times he was an asshole

by davidsevenfold February 19, 2011

forever hair

Describes the hair women get when they stop experimenting and just keep getting the same style for the rest of their lives.

I tried to get my mom to get a new style, but she likes her forever hair.

by clay princess April 19, 2011