When a severely overweight family member mysteriously sprouts a neck for 4 hours when aroused by greasy fast food stuffed into a box. Side effects : necessity to use 2 scales, mental retardation, inability to fix vehicles, and diarrhea of the mouth
by Familyroasts November 24, 2017

by Butterbox December 7, 2021

A dinner containing a portion of meat, potatoes, and a vegetable. The dinner is then packaged and froze, and stored with a large quantity of other Dutch Dinners. These are all presented to a student, by a mother or aunt, at one visit to their college or university.
Jeff: Hey, do you have anything to eat?
Sam: Ya, I brought some dutch dinners back last time I went home.
Sam: Ya, I brought some dutch dinners back last time I went home.
by Alex_Powers October 19, 2012

by Joey_P101 December 13, 2022

Dinner- a parents worst nightmare
What’s for dinner-The question every kid asks their mom when they get home!
What’s for dinner-The question every kid asks their mom when they get home!
Kid: Mom! What’s for dinner, I’m hungry?!
Mom: I don’t know, but a hello would be nice.
Kid 2: Mom! What’s for dinner, I’m hungry?!
Mom: whatever it is, your not gonna like it.
Kid 3: Mom! What’s for dinner, I’m hungry?!
Mom: a knuckle sandwich
Kid 4: Mom! What’s for dinner, I’m hungry?!
Mom: whatever I make it’s gonna be delicious and your gonna eat it.
Kid 5: Mom! What’s for dinner, I’m hungry?!
Mom: meatloaf
Mom: I don’t know, but a hello would be nice.
Kid 2: Mom! What’s for dinner, I’m hungry?!
Mom: whatever it is, your not gonna like it.
Kid 3: Mom! What’s for dinner, I’m hungry?!
Mom: a knuckle sandwich
Kid 4: Mom! What’s for dinner, I’m hungry?!
Mom: whatever I make it’s gonna be delicious and your gonna eat it.
Kid 5: Mom! What’s for dinner, I’m hungry?!
Mom: meatloaf
by Gotch ya lol March 14, 2022

You come, you eat and then you dash, it could be with or without paying the bill. It was invented by the Roman Army. They came, they saw, they dinner dashed.
by netlykos November 19, 2021

by ThatsIt646 January 6, 2025
