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diet food

a slang word for crystal meth.
(it's called diet food because you loose a lot of weight while using)
Hey girl you're looking a little fat. Did you stop using diet food?
by cocog January 12, 2008
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Cute foods

Any food, usually bite-sized and never messy, that is eaten by girls in public. Its purpose is to make these girls more attractive to boys. Generally cute foods are hands-only and can be playfully popped into the girl's mouth. Grapes, cotton candy, and small candies are all cute foods. Anything that requires the girl to open her mouth wide is not allowed (apples, sub sandwiches, bacon cheeseburgers). However, some non-cute foods can be easily made cute by cutting them into bite-sized pieces. A sandwich or large candy bar can be broken up into smaller parts and ice cream can be eaten in a cone instead of from a dish.
"Check out Kelly over there, eating that huge salami sandwich!"
"Disgusting. Definitely not one of the cute foods. When she starts eating grapes, then maybe I'll date her."
by Ben Covington November 5, 2009
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antisocial food

food which have "antisocial" properties such as: garlic and onion.
Any food which will lead to stinking breath smell.
After a person have an antisocial meal he or she can not socialize and should keep his distance from other people (at least 1.5 meter). Because otherwise close range conversations are very unpleasant.
He tried to hit on me after he had ate antisocial food! I could smell his breath mile away.

- I had to listen to my boss' new plans for 20 minutes, it was torture!
-Why?
- He had ate antisocial food.
by FREE Spirit forever January 12, 2010
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Food Prude

Someone who is completely unwilling to experiment with or eat unusual and unique types of food.
M: OMG, you should totally try these sweetbreads. They are incredible!

N: Um, I've never had them before - what are they?

M: Delicious fried animal parts, like pancreas and thymus gland!

N: That is gross! No way, I will never try your sweetbreads.

M: Whatever. You, my dear, are SUCH a food prude.
by Em Ellen January 14, 2012
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astronaut food

When you're puke drunk and making out with someone then you vomit uncontrollably into their mouth.
Guy 1: What happened with that chick you took into your room? She ran out fast. Guy 2: I gave her astronaut food.
by herpderpdorpderp July 28, 2011
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Bunny Food

Marijuana; weed; ganja; used as code name for weed so people, police, teachers, etc. will not know you are talking about marijuana.
- Hey any of yall got some bunny food?
- Na man we gotta go see the bunny man.
by RealNiggaDevin June 23, 2011
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Food Tumor

Large bulge under a man's shirt resembling pregnancy. Like a pot belly but usually associated with an otherwise normal, nice looking, well educated, younger male.
" Ya know, Jason would be a real catch if he'd just loose the food tumor."

"Do you have a table available, my food tumor makes it hard to sit in a booth."
by udrtkr1 March 25, 2010
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