Food Prude

Someone who thinks their eating habits are superior because they eat nothing but organic and/or vegan.
Joe and Nikki won't join us for dinner because everything isn't organice. They are such food prudes!
by GMan76 September 17, 2012
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kitchen food

What people who don't go out to Restaurant's and McDonald's everyday eat.
Stoner who lives at home: "You wanna get some macca's drivethru?"
Stoner with his own pad: "Nah, I'm just making some 'kitchen food' when i get home."
by Diego August 16, 2003
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food canoes

And, thats what happened. I shat standing up in the Carribbean Ocean while flirting and hugging a naked hot girl. The funny thing about pooping in the ocean is that crap floats. I could feel the turds tugging up when they were still attached, and every time I cut free a candy bar it floated to the surface. This is when I would push her or tackle her. I was herding her against the current of my fleet of food canoes.
by Torgo Rouzdouer May 22, 2008
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food at home

the most annoying phrase a mother can say
"mom! can we please go to McDonalds?"
"no sweetie, we have food at home"
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dogg food

A settle and discreet way of saying weed or pot. Named after the man who loves weed more than anyone....Snoop Dogg.
"Hey dad I'm going to pick up some dogg food, be back later."
by zwang812 February 13, 2009
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food-fatigue

Tiredness felt after a meal commonly due to the consumption of hard to digest substances (meats, oils)
I don't want a steak, it will give me food-fatigue.
by Anthony Cassidy March 24, 2004
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Food Tumor

Large bulge under a man's shirt resembling pregnancy. Like a pot belly but usually associated with an otherwise normal, nice looking, well educated, younger male.
" Ya know, Jason would be a real catch if he'd just loose the food tumor."

"Do you have a table available, my food tumor makes it hard to sit in a booth."
by udrtkr1 March 21, 2010
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