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Finger Puppets

A word that sounds normal in the noun form, but perverted as a verb.
Bad use: John likes to finger puppets in front of the kindergarteners.
Still bad, but appropriate use: John used finger puppets to entertain the kindergarteners.
by GabetronZero November 22, 2011
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Finger monkey

When you finger a girl and beat your chest like a monkey.

Opt. Assert dominance by howling like a monkey.
Hey girl, be careful, I'll give you a wild night, but I can be a real finger monkey in bed.
by Nonamenelly March 26, 2017
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finger ham

John, do you have any finger hams leftover?
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Finger Cock

One who has a fucking damn shitty small~~~~~~~ dick
Doctor: Damn Mr.X You Got A Damn Finger Cock!! OMFGROFLMAOWTFBBQSAUCE
by Ken March 1, 2005
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Finger Bang

When you stick your finger up your ass, and it feels real good.
I gave myself a finger bang last night
by Dan Swanson January 19, 2006
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finger smash

when a girl is wearing ass tight pants and you gently massage and pleasure her clitoris through the outside of her pants
Dude, did you just finger smash your girlfriend while we watched that movie?
by T Pain January 3, 2008
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Finger Alligator

1. A hand gesture that has, as of late, become quite popular to display in photographs, particularly those destined for display in online forums such as Facebook.

2. That trendy sideways peace symbol that every hipster white kids is throwing up in their facebook pictures.

3. The North-American equivalent to the Japanese and their use of the peace symbol in photos, an action that at one point in time was thought laughable and ridiculous by most. However, now rotated 90 degrees, it has been deemed suitable for American consumption.
"Yo bro, make sure you throw the finger alligator in this picture so everyone knows how much of a trend following clone you are."
by freddddderick February 2, 2009
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