scrot features

When one has a striking facial resemblance to a ball bag.

Barry: You know Harry, right?
Jerry: The one with a ball bag for a face?
Barry: Yeah, scrot features.
Jerry: Oh yeah, he's actually a great guy whom I look forward to seeing again, but his resemblance to a ball bag is unmistakeable.

by Cock Piss Partridge April 26, 2014

A Feathered Dragon

Getting rimmed by someone who just ate a Ghost Chili, while they tickle your gonads with a feather.

Dude! My anus is like magma, yet tingly! Oh shiiiiiiit , someone got A Feathered Dragon last night!?

by Elslemmo May 31, 2018

a feathered turkey

The act in which a man ejaculates on his partners face then uses trimmers to buzz his pubic hair off onto his partners ejaculate covered face whilst continuing to receive fellatio.

If your bro ain't doing a Feathered Turkey when he's giving you a brojob, can you even really call it a brojob?

by Yardgnomejerker September 30, 2018

The Feast Of Gekyume

The event that occured after Gekyumes Circumcision in which different members in the crowd partake in eating the foreskin from Gekyume.

Me: Yo you go to gekyumes circumcision
friend: no but i went to the feast of gekyume
Me: that shit was tasty
friend: i didn't get to taste the foreskin :(

by truthdefintion March 6, 2019

Joe feaver-ing

• Joe Feaver-ing is the when you commit the act of masturbating 12 times per day. Is commonly done by introverts who play video games all day.

“oh hai mark! what did you do last night?”
“oh well i was just joe feaver-ing”
“please stay away from my kids mark”

by G&p23 December 18, 2019

Jaden Feairs

pronounced {Jay den} {fee ears}

The most amazing (and beautiful) girl you'll ever meet. Has had a couple rough times in her life but is still happy and cheerful on the outside, she is always there for you when you need a hug (she doesn't like hugs but she'll give you one if you need it) and just over all amazing! Don't EVER rid a girl named Jaden out of your life EVER. people named Jaden who are female are just always there for you and may swear (a little). also a HUGE fan of Markaplier!

Jaden Feairs is an amazing best friend

by EliteLxmon May 22, 2020

Sneak Feast

When find yourself a nice lady, and get her consent prior to, then wake her up to you eating that pussy like its going out of style.

Bae was sleeping, but it was time for a sneak feast!

by Eastbaysneakfeaster May 26, 2021