ni factor

ni = natural insulation
someone who has a few extra 100 pounds on their body is sed to have the "ni factor"
when it's cold outside

Skinny dude: I am cold...i wish i was fat like that guy, then i would have the ni factor...
Fat dude: I am warm...i have the ni factor!!
Idiot dude: What is the ni factor???
Fat dude: Natural Insulation...

by blthrskt July 26, 2008

factory

A woman's womb. That which produces children.

The factory's closed! I ain't having any more kids.

by johnthewarlord August 31, 2005

X-Factor

A certain unknown quality that is missing from all entrants in talent shows, Any 16 year old wannabe who has her tits out on karaoki and trills up and down the harmonic scales under the sad delusion she is Beyonce, but in reality has no "X-Factor or indeed friends or relatives who can tell her she sucks!!

If you have to enter competitions to find the X-Factor, you aint got it.

by tangocat November 23, 2009

The X Factor

When you go to jizz on a girls face but she's not expecting it so she puts her arms across her face crossed over like an x.

I gave her the X factor last night.

by ClassyLady September 7, 2014

factoid

A fact so awesome that it have to be true and used to embellish a story.
Checking for authenticity is not required.

"Somebody told me that Peter's mom and Alice had an affair." is simple-but-efficient factoid.

by twippio April 25, 2010

The chocolate factory

Where a woman is sitting in the hot sun and a group of dudes (at least five) have the runs and shit head-toe on the chick, then the chick stays in the sun until it is completely solid, then breaks off pieces of it and starts eating it.

knowing how sick the Germans are, I guarantee they have done the chocolate factory several times.

by Trannyplus1 March 5, 2011

x factor

a television series aired on australian TV and maybe other countries. A wannabe attempt at shows such as american/ australian idol.

Person 1: OMG did u watch x factorlast night???
Person 2: omg yes, i hope *insert audtioner here* wins

by Jackie1 September 25, 2005