Blended foundation

A blended foundation is when you rail a chick in the ass so hard you have shit all over your dick and blood from slight tearing. Then use your dick to put that blend on her face like foundation

Tina loved it when Mark gave her a blended foundation.

by Scotch0784 November 25, 2021

flounderina

A really bad ballerina
The opposite of fabbarina

'Corr, that's a bad Plie. What a flounderina'

by Jough December 27, 2007

Flounder Poundage

the act of beating a fish senseless and then eating it's flesh...er scales before it is dead. A step away from cannibalism-like behavior. Practiced worldwide by small tribes, toddler orphans, and ginger kids.

Brandon: I saw this guy by the river beating the shit out of this fish, and then he stuffed it in his mouth. He choked to death and died before the fish did, it was weird man!
Charles: Yeah, that's flounder poundage for ya.

by Stumpystumps June 28, 2010

Flounder

An entrepreneurial bottom-feeding investor who helps build a (usually high-tech) company with the intent to sell it, usually at the expense of those who made it successful. The modern term for "founder." Named for a fish that evolved both eyes to the same side of its head, to facilitate bottom-feeding and hiding from predators.

The company I worked for was great, until some of the founders proved to be flounders.

by Samandor January 24, 2015

fondelation

The feeling one has when touching sensitive parts such as booty for the first time with that partner.

The jeans were a perfect fit for the goods and my hand; fondelation occurred.

by tumtrah May 7, 2016

fondest

See: Flush
A ship name, and the highest level of fond-ness of oneself.

We were all fond of his work, but his father was the fondest.
Papa fondest.

by Phagosaur September 7, 2017

dong fondeler

A dong fondeler is someone who touches them self inappropriately during class.

Me: hey look eddies at it again
Phil: oh Yeh he is definitely a dong fondeler

by Sammy swag Lad February 5, 2014