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Flatspotleafyitits

when you got no dick and you a all taint
Her"Tom has flatspotleafyitits
by yourdumbdogbut April 30, 2020
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Flatsouler

A typical modern man who thinks that all which exists is accessible to the senses and the proceedings of his mind. The depth of his soul is as shallow as a rain puddle and also as murky. He exists only for the purpose of acquiring wealth and power while being mortally afraid of all deeper meaning of any spiritual kind. His preferred habitat is a university campus or some other angst driven place where he hopes to find followers who share his sad and empty ideology. He doesn't have to be a cynic necessarily but it certainly helps to quiet his nagging self-doubt.
That theology professor is a typical flatsouler who can't stand the idea of anything larger than himself, so his only purpose in life is not to die because his ego knows it will dissolve the very moment his body starts to decompose. I hardly met an academic who wasn't a VIP member of the flatsouler club.
by Dr. Jakob March 26, 2021
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Flatstrophysics

Flat Earthers use of pseudo science or cherry picking 'water in a container always finds its level' as premise gravitational forces of the Earth don't exist. Its essentially denial of reality Moon and Sun are holograms proved by YouTuber xyz
Flatstrophysics expert will say Gravity has been been revere engineered to defend their pseudo science beliefs
by Flat Earth buster May 22, 2022
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Flatsmacked

When the Flat Earth Conspiracy or Conspiracy theorist gets shut down with truth and evidence so hard they are too embarrassed to back up their ridiculous claims.
That flerf got flatsmacked so hard they deleted their TikTok account!
by Kaladin Stormblessed July 29, 2023
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Flatscreen Games

A term used to describe all games played on a monitor as opposed to VR gaming and other immersive gaming.
"Are you're still playing flatscreen games? What is this the 80's? Retro dude"
by Kobziti May 7, 2024
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flatster

An insultful way to call a cookie who does not originate from the Dream Lands of Cookie Run: Kingdom. Originates from the story episodes of Cookie Run: Kingdom 15-17 as originally used by Milky Way Cookie to describe Gingerbrave and his friends.
You flatsters, where did you get these tickets?!
Did you rob someone...?
by soup the creator February 23, 2025
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Fatsickle

A fatsickle is produced when a fat, bald, caucasian man sticks his black dick in a tray of ice to get a boner and to get the sweat off his dick to impress his "lady-friend" of the night, then he sticks his fatsickle in her.
"I have frostbite on my fatsickle; warm it up tang'"
by tankin355 October 29, 2007
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