February 14 

National ask out Sophia day

Me: Hey it’s February 14, should I ask out Sophia
Friend: Do it
Me: Hey Sophia you wanna go out
Sophia: Yes, of course

February 14 by Tastefultyler February 14, 2021

February 24th 

People born on this day named Oliver are the best partners ever, they are sweet, awesome, funny, and i love you so much ollie!!!

person 1: OMG ITS OLLIES BDAY!!!
person 2: ARE THEY BORN ON FEBRUARY 24TH????
person 1: YEAHH
person 2: THEIR THE BEST PARTNER EVER!!

February 24th by TOTALLY NOT TENNY January 29, 2023

February 25 

Get your girlfriend flowers to show her how much you appreciate her fine lookin ass

Girl* Oh baby! There beautiful, why did you get them for me? Boy* Because its February 25, you be always lookin finnneeee and i want to show u i appreciate your fine lookin ass

February 25 by Shoveitindaddy69 February 23, 2020

February 16 

The day of making love to your cousin

Dude I had the best February 16th.

February 16 by CousinSleeperWither October 15, 2019

february 3 

February 3rd, the day when dickheads were born.
Not a big one, just a little one

Were you born on February 3rd?
Yeah...
Of course, that makes sense

february 3 by Ipissandshid October 15, 2019

February 6 

the day of moist leathery panty slacks.

“Do you have your moist panties ready for February 6?”

“Yes, they’re very leathery and they’re slacks too!”

February 6 by smitty jägermenjensen October 15, 2019

February 25th 

February 25th is known by some trailer park residents as national felching juice day. Mix some warm, preferably curdled, milk with some minced garlic and clam juices, shake it up a bit in an airtight container. Then, one must throw the felching juice onto a neighbors roof.

Cory: “Yo, what’s today?”
Howard: *vigorously mixes his reusable bottle* “It’s February 25th, man!”
Cory: “ah shit man, hand me that clam juice!”

February 25th by coryandtrevor October 15, 2019