an old boyfriend who you dumped because it was hard to date at the time and then goes and dates your best friend the next week. Then your best friend becomes your ex best friend and your ex boyfriend becomes a fucking douche bad and you try to talk to him but he acts like he's so cool because he thinks you want him back but you don't!
by im_fine123 December 15, 2017
Get the ex boyfriendmug. by Expletiveperson101 November 29, 2012
Get the Ex-redneckmug. by nutsacktickler69 May 18, 2024
Get the .exe creepypastamug. taking a poop inside a box then wrapping it up and giving it to your girlfriend as a means to break up
by TeamShotOut April 12, 2013
Get the Ex-Boxmug. What I call homo-sapiens who know the Spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency Auditor. Born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Do you know the Spartans prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person Exe-a-Ovalle-Rodriguez-a-Exe
Person 2: Yes.
Person Exe-a-Ovalle-Rodriguez-a-Exe
by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025
Get the Exe-a-Ovalle-Rodriguez-a-exemug. by Arminkshipper July 27, 2024
Get the exmug. 