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Elijah

Elijahs' is so fucking ass at marvel rivals, he blames not getting heals and only play high difficulty characters extremely poorly. An "Elijah" will deflect their bad decisions on anyone or anything but themselves or their own performance.
Elijah keeps bitching about how ass his team is.
by martinpanda88 February 8, 2025
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Elijah Squyres

Christian, saved member of the new kingdom.

Basketball Enthusiast, Outdoorsman, Snowboarder.
Nicknamed Squiggles
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"Elijah Squyres is a snowboarder.
by anonymous March 7, 2025
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Elijah

Weed smoking, bass playing man who thinks primus is the greatest band of all time. He is not bald
That Elijah is pretty cool
by GonkMaster66 March 17, 2025
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Elijah

Elijah is the type of person you meet and at first think he’s a little strange. You don’t pay any attention to him but something keeps pulling you back to him. Once you finally accept it you will realize it’s the best decision ever. Elijah’s care a lot about the people they love. Elijah’s usually have a great taste in music. The kind you want to steal for your playlist and show it off to others as if you already knew the song. Elijah’s never really show how they feel. They like to play “tough guy” but just know he’s hurting inside. When you’re loved by an Elijah you’re TRULY loved. Elijah’s are the ones who everyone loves. He’s friends with everyone even though he may not LIKE everyone. Elijah’s almost always have amazing outfits. Elijah’s have a style that everyone just KNOWS it’s him. Everyone loves an Elijah. He’s smart, athletic, handsome and so much more. He’s the type to keep you up at 3am just laughing. Elijah’s are fun to be around. Elijah’s LOVE their hair. It’s always perfect. They’re always perfect. Sometimes they never try to be. Everyone deserves to have an Elijah in their life.
person 1: “Yo bro how does Elijah get his hair so perfect?”

person 2: “Some say he just wakes up like that. It’s a secret how he gets it like that
by Inna Sazonova January 30, 2026
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“elijah is my boyfriend
by saniayhbb May 26, 2025
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Elijah

Elijah is the name for a man w a tiny dick.
Damm, that guy's dick is so micro , he's definitely an elijah.
by Skansnaaaaazzxhwiqk May 30, 2025
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Elijah is the name for a man either a tiny dick
Damn, his dick so micro . An elijah for sure
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