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pre-eating

The process of eating a small meal before you eat in order to work your way into a larger meal. This process is beneficial to prevent an upset stomach when one is extremely hungry, or to ensure that one does not spend too much buying a larger meal in order to satiate hunger. This process is not to be confused with snacking; pre-eating deals more with meals in smaller portions like appetizers or small microwavable meals.
I didn't eat anything ALL DAY! I need to pre-eat before we go to that buffet or I'll get myself sick.

John: Aww mann I'm still hungry. That cheeseburger didn't work.
Craig: Shoulda pre-ate.

I've been pre-eating for Thanksgiving all day. BRING IT ON!!
by xyz123gash October 19, 2010
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pie eating boner jockey

A girl that loves to rub her shit on a dick and eat it off
"Sherry is such a pie eating boner jockey."
by Dime pussy October 2, 2013
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meat eating orchid

Essentially, a vagina. Term was invented by Kurt Cobain.
She had a nice meat eating orchid on her, it took my whole entire dick.
by Ice^3 August 19, 2016
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Stop eating you fat bastard

The most effective phrase used to prevent an obese person from continuing to gorge themselves with an assortment of crap foods.
Tubby said, ``I'm fat because I got a glandular problem that makes me eat all the time.'' No, I said, ``Stop eating you fat bastard.''
by tirtle June 11, 2018
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stop eating my carpet

by the cooler penguin27 October 12, 2020
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man-eating

Inclined to eat human flesh, especially something or somebody that kills and kills humans for food.
This creature was a man-eating menace.
by Doctor WTF November 15, 2022
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Gay Cowboys Eating Pudding

Overly convoluted or meritless art. The term was coined in the South Park Episode "Chef's Salt Chocolate Balls" to describe poor-quality independent films.
"Independent films are just a bunch of gay cowboys eating pudding"
-Eric Cartman

"Hey, how was the movie 'Only God Forgives'?"
"It's Gay Cowboys Eating Pudding"
by JudgeJudyFan23 March 15, 2022
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