Meme English 

Meme english is type of english whose words have been changed to provoke a humorous reaction, coincidentally many of those changed words' spelling and pronunciation are the same (chemist becomes kemist, build becomes bild etc.) as well as some abbreviations (are becomes r, you becomes u, your and you're become ur), its most common use is in meme man memes.

"meme man speaks in meme english"

Meme English by Cyb3rklev September 26, 2021

playing english 

When you are playing on your pc and your mom walks in, so you switch screens because you are supposed to be doing homework.

Mom: "Stop playing video games. You're supposed to by playing English!"
Kid: "I'VE BEEN PLAYING ENGLISH!"

playing english by twitchy0415 April 20, 2022

Dumb Nigga English 

english spoken by a dumb nigga

“Man you speaking dumb nigga english.”

“Whats that?”

“The words comin out your mouth right now”

Dumb Nigga English by lmaooioooo June 21, 2018

Demons are raping my english

When you mess up your words when you are talking (constantly or occasionally)

dude while i was in my e-engl-lish *studders*
Friend: dude what are you saying
ugh Sorry bro demons are raping my english

Demons are raping my english by B1lly da W1lly April 2, 2019

Sky the English Muffin 

A sky that stays up too late, particularly in the United Kingdom.

She always saw the Sky the English muffin, whenever she came on vacation.

Sky the English Muffin by _0i May 6, 2019

god of English 

it’s basically tommyinnit, as he said on his birthday stream, it’s not Shakespeare.

Friend: “tommyinnit is the god of english”
Me: “I know, he said haiajwjsu is a word”

god of English by crybabypissed69 April 9, 2021

American English

The English language, but twisted & abused into a barely recognisable form, with half the vowels dropped. The letter 's' is also commonly replaced with 'z' or 'zee'. Also known as 'Wannabee English'.

English: Colour
American English: Color

English: Neighbour
American English: Neighbor

English: realise
American English: realize

American English by EnglishPatriarchy August 23, 2011