Ding Dong Blitz

When a dude walks into an environment and he is the only guy present. When this situation occurs looks do not matter, personality does not matter... Your ding dong will be blitzed!!!

" (Bryan walks into a room full of chick).. oh yea I am about to get a Ding dong Blitzed!!! "

by Blitztastic April 29, 2010

ding-a-ling bling

The act of bedazzling the male genital region with crystals and bling.

Honey, what do you think of my ding-a-ling bling?
It's sooo cute!
Just trying to make it prettier for you!

by Nat88 March 19, 2012

dingadong

A boy's penis

Lexi: Jake's dingadong was so small!
Chase: I know, don't worry my dingadong is much bigger.

by Erikisnotname September 7, 2013

Dingasaurus

A loving term for a person or child who made an honest mistake or a goof up.

You litte dingasaurus I told you not to turn your spelling in until you corrected it!

by Uglyduckling November 29, 2014

Ding Dong Where's the Bong

A person who goes to your house just to take advantage of your marijuana.

He literally just walked in my house like, "ding dong where's the bong?"

by pseudonymous bosh March 12, 2015

ding dong diggiriggidong

Silly words that can mean anything.

ding dong diggiriggidong-things i like to say when i'm dancing, ding dong diggiriggidong silly words that can mean anything.

by [slurps furiously] June 14, 2016

ding a ling

a code word for a dick

my ding a ling
dude your ding a ling was feeling hard after i fucked yo sister last night

by ding a ling your mom May 13, 2016