king ding a ling

a king ding a ling IS NOT jack kennedy

wow he has a king ding a ling, can’t be jack kennedy

by isoldheroininireland February 09, 2025

Ring ding meditation

When you take ten deep breaths in and out. You then stand up and someone farts when you take your first normal breath.

Damn Stanley you gave you gave me one ring ding meditation

by FreakKnockKnee.com May 10, 2018

ding written

When something is ding written, it is written in such a poor sense that you want to throw a brick at the face of the author multiple times.

Guy 1: "Hey, have you read Kevin's new book?"
Guy 2: "That shit's absolutely ding written. I ain't reading that."

by TopNotchTopHat May 18, 2015

brain ding

Gets no bitches
loves coding
fatherless
fatty

look its brain ding

by fghjbv cfghnb February 24, 2022

Ding Dong

When a man slaps someone on the face with his penis consensually during Oral sex

"Ah man this spanish chick last night loved a bit of ding dong"

"Seriously Bro! those spanish girls are wild"

by Luckypupil2000 March 27, 2019

ding dong

penis pensi

my fucking ding dong what the fuck

by penis townsman September 02, 2022

Ding-Dong

Ding Dong can mean multiple things, It can mean a door bell is ringing, Also, If you call someone a ding dong, It can mean that you are calling them dumb, or stupid.

1.) I heard a ding dong! that must mean that my party guests are here!
2.) You're a ding-dong

by Arithmitic February 25, 2022