Destroy Dick Decade

This starts on January 1st 2020 and lasts until January 1st 2030, No Nut November will not count until then.

John: Yooo dude this will be the last No Nut November for a decade!
Mike: Wtf why?
John: Destroy Dick Decade is coming up, remember?
Mike: Oh yeahh.

by RareDoggo02 November 8, 2019

Pancake Dick Drizzle

When someone takes a piss or busts a nut all over a plate of food in front of you. This resembles syrup drizzling onto pancakes.

Her food looked so much better before she did a Pancake Dick Drizzle all over it.

by AN0SEater December 21, 2020

cat shit dick syndrome

when a black guy's dick is so small, it actually looks like a piece of cat shit.

Girl 1: holy shit. look! that black guy's dick is so tiny!

Girl 2: no shit man, he's got cat shit dick syndrome.

by al3xal3xis July 13, 2010

Nude Beach Dick

A sort of soft chub; not too full it's clear you're hard, but able to be proudly displayed while on a nude beach. Also referred to as "NBD". "Growers" can appreciate

.
Wife: "Honey, look at that spectacular package, you have a serious case of nude beach dick going on."

by Cooldaddythunder February 1, 2015

Eyes are bigger than your dick

When she's way out of your league

Hey Anthony, check out that broad over there!

Careful Sam, your eyes are bigger than your dick.

by El Presidente 420 April 7, 2017

off the top of my dick

When you come up with something off the top of your head, your other head.

Tim: Yo that joke was funny as fuck
Steve: Yeah, I came up with it off the top of my dick

by aravindv August 16, 2021

im out here stroking my dick i got lotion on my dick

audio message sent to some random user on instagram around 2018 - 2019 by rapper Stunna Boy Get Em. this was and still is used in meme edits

this isn't the first time he's said something like this either.

stunna boy get em: im out here stroking my dick i got lotion on my dick

people: is he the next big thing out of chicago!?!?

by genericnpc09751 November 2, 2022