dick drunk

when you fuck a chick and she cums so much she her legs are weak and she cant think straight

I fucked her so hard she got dick drunk and she fell onto the couch trying to walk to the bathroom.

by WOG Slacker September 16, 2009

wild dick

woman having oral sex on a man while he has his cock in his hand is whipping it around all around her mouth and face and she cant et a hold of it.

John grabbed Jane by her hair when she was on her knees and made her suck his wild dick

by mr destroyer October 2, 2009

greggles and dicks

any two friends whose names are greg and richard.

invite greggles and dicks over to this raging party!

by loveyaa January 5, 2010

dick-friend

1. a cock blocking friend.

2. a friend who always tries to have sex with the girl your trying to get with.

3. a friend who tries to have sex with your friends.

4. a friend with great sexual impulses.

Nate: man, Morris is suck a dick-friend.

Tye: yeah, he tried to steal my FwB

Nate: he cock blocked me last night...

Morris: hey, whatsup? where's Rachel?

Tye: go f**k yourself.

by Psychotic Tye July 23, 2010

dick chokers

when your boxers are too tight and you go to sit down they choke your dick up real bad.

every time my mom tries to buy me new boxers they always wind up being dick chokers, never fails.

by joegunn December 17, 2008

belly dick

A dick so long, you end up fucking her so deep, you give her belly the dick.

"Dude, I gave that girl some belly dick last night."

"Girl, I got some belly dick last night."

by Tripnik March 14, 2014

dick sting

When your dick stings right after you piss. Also the horrible feeling of getting soap, chlorine or any painful chemicals inside your penis.

Robbies dick stung after he got off the toilet, He had a dick sting

by Bingham <3 May 12, 2014