dicked

When playing a sport (usually football or basketball) someone jumps in front of you and catches the ball. Usually resulting in your buddies over-reacting with ooh's and ahh's.

Awe David got dicked by Myron so bad jus nah! Yea thats cuz david is short.

by JDM 92 April 29, 2006

dickbrick

the girl version of a cockblock

Tiffany: so did you get with him?
Me: no, she was POSTED up on him all night..
Tiffany: dickbrick!

by leighbby23 April 6, 2008

Dicked

The act of a female performing fellatio to a male on one knee until ejaculation occurs, this happens when the male present his penis when the female is totally unsuspecting.

Adam asked Sally to pick up a card off the floor when she stood up Adam had his penis in his hand and had "dicked" her.

by Jizzoligist October 5, 2010

Dicked

Means something is COMPLETELY screwed up

"man this road is full of potholes, its just dicked!"

"oh buddy, they burned my food, its dicked"

by Silverbullitt September 4, 2015

de-dicked

(1) the classification of a woman on a man's mobile phone.
(2) If she was not up to sexual par, she has now been de-dicked and will never receive the pleasure of the dick from him or any of his friends again.

(1)"Annie is a dumb whore.... her new name on the cell is: de-dicked Annie."

(2)"She was the worst fuck ever!..She is now, de-dicked."

by Ryan January 20, 2004

bum dicked

being taken advantage of or tricked by a drunken Bum.

A bum sits outside a conveniance store. hes asks an unsuspecting person (Melvin) to by him some beer. (Melvin) says OK, gimme the money. Bum says "Im to drunk to take it out of my pocket can you grab it for me?"...........and you can guess who gets bum dicked from here.

by Peter Frampton May 13, 2006

diaper decker

The act of defecating in the baby changing station at a public bathroom, then folding up the door leaving a nasty surprise for the next parent. This act comes from the idea of an "upper decker" or a "top shelf".

The toilets in that rest stop are disgusting. I couldn't take a chance to rest my cheeks on one of those seats. So I left the men's room a diaper decker.

by Magoo Wes March 26, 2010