Goose deuce

What results from a gaggle grazing in a field near a retaining pond. Taken from the second-level slang for going number two. Tends to be especially prevalent in U.S. suburban midwestern golf courses.

Golfer 1: Really glad that Aussie shepherd ran off all those geese.

Golfer 2: Yeah, but the damage is done...this fairway is covered in goose deuce.

by Beefchop89 November 18, 2019

chunkin the deuce

crackers give the peace sign, pimps chuck the deuce. so one more reason it aint cool to be white.
put up your index finger and and middle finger at the same time.

"yo whats up baby *hold up 2 fingers*

there you go you chucked a deuce

by DirtehMo July 2, 2005

Wooshy Deuce

A random saying people often say when they are drunk.

Wooshy deuce all up in that sky.

by McKayKay June 21, 2009

dub deuce

The abbreviation for the phrase "double deuce", meaning to give someone the proverbial middle finger salute with both hands at the same time.

Stinkoman used his famous Double Deuce attack in his ultimate battle with the 1936 version of the Homestar Runner in the year 20X6.

by prophet January 19, 2005

little deuce coupe

Well the closest meaning that we can translate from French is "little sex kitten"

You are my little deuce coupe and will always be.

by bob May 13, 2005

Dookie Deuce

Shoving your index finger & middle finger into someone's rectum.

"Yeah man I was like can I put a finger in your butt? She was like yeah. I then gave her the dookie deuce!

by VashD December 15, 2008

Diarrhea Deuce

A human with two x chromosomes, but it is hard to tell that through their physical appearance. These beings unfortunately do interact in oral sex and therefore getting with one causes the receiver to be contaminated by such an unfortunate looking specimen for life.

So Colin got with like 20 diarrhea deuces last night. Typical.

by Quincy Qweef May 16, 2011