pageant dad

a dad who prepares his daughters for interviews i.e. college interviews or job appointments
activities loved by pageant dads include purchasing clothes that "bring out your eyes" and pinching your cheeks to give them "some rouge"

ugh John McKenzie is such a pageant dad, he told me splash some cold water on my face to liven my skin.

by yung bunkbed February 7, 2018

Military Dad

A father who fights in the military. It can have negative impacts on his spouse and childrens' lives. They would miss him and always wait for the day he comes back home unless the spouse cheats.

My military dad is coming home tomorrow for Christmas! I haven't seen him for months!

by Avocado2004 February 14, 2021

dorky dad

the best kinds of dads, because you can make fun of them when they tell horrible dad jokes.

Dad: "Hey, want to hear one of my jokes!"
Me: "You're such a dorky dad."

by SomeBoyNamedSue December 24, 2017

eat dad

Suck my dick

This lil bitch said she was gon eat dad

by Davesgiblets1 February 8, 2022

dad shower

A term that means two and a half hours. Derived from the fact that it takes dads this long to get out of the shower.

Person 1: When’s he going to be here?
Person 2: Give it another dad shower or so.

by Vtrevary November 16, 2019

Fag Dads

A term used for a person with two dads

Bully: wassup Fag Dads
Ben: *cries*

by Ba ging ging November 25, 2019

Dad Dance

Jim Hopper dancing in Stranger Things.

"Hey did you see Hopper dancing in Stranger Things?"

"Yes! The dad dance king!"

by DadBodExpert December 15, 2017