Dutch Dad

When you get your sisters girlfriend pregnant intentionally.

Janice and Jennifer are Mikes moms. Ron is Janices sister. Ron is Mikes dutch dad.

by Jack Nackerson June 17, 2019

Paleo Dad

A man who rears his child based on instinct alone

Who needs a child rearing book? They've been doing this for thousands of years without books! Thanks Paleo Dad!

by shannonjoshea October 31, 2013

Lol's dad

Softer term for raping someone, taken from a character from the british drama "This is England '86"

I'm going to lol's dad the shit out of you.

by AcrobatLOL October 28, 2010

Dad's 22

The gun that you threaten everyone with.

Dante: If you stand on my F****** shoe one more time... im gonna take out my dad's 22 and light this place up

Deandré: Jeez man, ill lay off. Its cool bro

by MW2 Freak December 15, 2011

peekaboo dad

Dad with no parental responsibilities. Shows up only when he wants to and bears gifts to make up for not being there, in other word trying to buy his kids love

I wonder when Joshua's peekaboo dad will show up

by Angry momma March 28, 2015

Ken’s dad

Gone to get milk(basically because his son is a mistake)

Ken’s dad went to get some milk for dinner( two hours later) ... he never came back

by FCC rcbdro March 5, 2020

Military Dad

A father who fights in the military. It can have negative impacts on his spouse and childrens' lives. They would miss him and always wait for the day he comes back home unless the spouse cheats.

My military dad is coming home tomorrow for Christmas! I haven't seen him for months!

by Avocado2004 February 14, 2021