donkey fry

A foul tasting French fry that tastes the way a donkey exhibit at the zoo smells

When I was eating at Wendy's, I hate to spit out the donkey fry.

by JulieStevens November 30, 2013

Donkey Breath Dick

When a girl who just ate a really smelly meal (anything with garlic or onions, etc.) gives someone a blowjob and her breath smells so bad that the man's dick smells like the girl's breath afterwords. Other names for this condition are "Poop Penis Syndrome" or "Clam Gut Cock." The man will then not get any girls near his dick because it will smell like a stinky pussy. It is recommended that in order to avoid this disease, you wash your dick immediately after any blowjob, no matter who the girl was. She could be a carrier of DBD

"I would give him a hand job, but he has Donkey Breath Dick."

by Keenan17 February 13, 2014

donkey stamp

When your dick gets so hard, it becomes as big as a donkey cock. Then you hit a bitch in the face with it.

Hey Peter. Massey is going to give you a donkey stamp if you piss him off

by petermasseylove69 November 18, 2014

Donkey doe

A woman's vagina. This expression was first used in the 1980s movie "weird science" often

When she bent over in that mini skirt without any panties you could see her Donkey doe. Often related to but confused with Badoncadonks

by gitonga August 28, 2015

Donkey Water

Poor quality coffee, usually dispensed from an automatic coffee pot or convenience store.

I don't have time to go to the coffee shop this morning, I'm just going to drink some of that donkey water in the break room.
I don't need fancy coffee- I'm used to that donkey water they served me in the Army.

by Bshow November 24, 2015

donkey trench

N. Asshole

You are a donkey trench

by Whaleswithchefhats March 10, 2016

donkey spoon

When someone gets sexually aroused after eating off spoon that was in a donkeys rectum.

"I got a raging boner after eating off of my donkey spoon."

by Potato Balls May 6, 2016