Disco Dick

When a guy has too much intoxication his dick goes soft and he can't get hard for sex.

Jack: "Man I drank so much last night I couldn't get it up, it was like thumbing a marshmallow into a coin slot."

Gary: "Ha Ha, you got Disco Dick."

by Harley punk September 7, 2011

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dick drunk

when you fuck a chick and she cums so much she her legs are weak and she cant think straight

I fucked her so hard she got dick drunk and she fell onto the couch trying to walk to the bathroom.

by WOG Slacker September 16, 2009

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Dick Mountain

Nickname for professional baseball pitcher Rich Hill.

"We got Dick Mountain starting tomorrow... and he's been great." -Max Muncy

by Darth Ramious October 27, 2018

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dick giraffe

When a person bends around, under, or over an object in order to give some one a blow job.

She was a real dick giraffe giving the taxi driver a blow job from the passenger seat.

by Phatea May 15, 2018

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1. a cock blocking friend.

2. a friend who always tries to have sex with the girl your trying to get with.

3. a friend who tries to have sex with your friends.

4. a friend with great sexual impulses.

Nate: man, Morris is suck a dick-friend.

Tye: yeah, he tried to steal my FwB

Nate: he cock blocked me last night...

Morris: hey, whatsup? where's Rachel?

Tye: go f**k yourself.

by Psychotic Tye July 23, 2010

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