arizona coyotes

A shitty NHL franchise located in the desert. They had cool uniforms, but then they changed and it sucks now. Achieve just over 70% attendance which is too for 3rd worst in the league. Bettman and his Bett-Minions owned them for a few years because nobody would want to buy them.

AKA- Quebec Nordiques, Seattle Metropolitans

Ex.- Guy: Hey did you see the arizona coyotes game last night? Buddy: What do you mean? Nobody watched it, the arena was completely empty.

by Dwayne Jetski June 17, 2015

cooter magnet

n. a person that attracts greasy male auto mechanics.

by Anonymous May 24, 2003

cooter monkey

One who is completely obsessed with snatch, pussy, cunt, getting a piece of fish.

Superman was such a cooter monkey. Everynight, he tried to rape Wonder Woman.

by Anjr00 July 28, 2003

cooter bite

frost bite of the vagina

Amanda played in the snow naked and got cooter bite!

by Steve Cruz November 12, 2006

Cooterific

it means getting some hot wet finger lickin pussy my friends. it comes from the latin work, coo-ter-if-ik and that mean door of happyness, well i dont like pigs or indians so ill cut the chase, i <3 andy's moms cooter!! pwned nigger!

andy's moms ass was so nice, i popped the cherry hidden in her cooter DAAAMN(i kno u blacks like that word)

by chris March 8, 2005

coyote

when you wake up after a night of hard drinking and your arm is pinned under a really ugly/fat person, so you have to gnaw it of like a cayote in a trap.

last time i drank that much 151 i had to pull a cayote.

by garrett March 7, 2005

cooter comb

the comb for your pubic hairs.. preferably womanly pubes. cooter stands for pooter stands for vaginer stands for pussy.

"shit, bitch, i done did lost my cooter comb and my pubes are all nappy!"

by matilder December 12, 2008