crotch trap

When you get your dick stuck in tge zipper

Man tyler got crotch trapped

by Crotch October 17, 2017

Crotch nug

Ball sack

Yeah, I fixed my dog. Cut his crotch nugs clean off.

by Names4Balls December 23, 2018

featureless crotch

When someone's genitals should be visible, but are deliberately omitted from the drawing, often to keep it safe for work.

*States at featureless crotch for five minutes.*

by Victorio115 January 21, 2020

Crotch Cottage

The shit you get between the thighs from major sweat!

Damn it's so hot in here I've got Crotch Cottage now!

by Str8sexychk May 05, 2023

Crotch of the Driveway

A very special, dark place where 2 worlds converge... Concrete Driveway and crawl space drainage. Jock strap optional.

H likes to pressure wash the crotch of the driveway. Gotta keep the nether regions clean.

by Farmdog1996 December 24, 2018

crotch botch

An unwanted pregnancy.

For real!? This is my third crotch botch this year!

by MC Beer Truck June 05, 2011

crotch rage

The use of too much salty lubes on your genitalia area, and eating from it.

Ex. Jon: my cock is fire red, it burns.
. Abby: you got crotch rage, you've been using too much tapatio when we have sex.

by unicornkillertoyota April 13, 2014