Yarnells Ice Cream

BEST ICE CREAM MADE IN ARKANSAS USA.
MADE FROM 1923-2011
The old man died of the company and then his kids sold the company and fired 7000 Employees.

Better the Blue Bell.

guy1: Hey dude have you tried this ice cream its SOO GOOD!

guy2: Yeah i did, did you know the company was shut down an there no longer making the product

guy1: WTF !!! WHY!! it was soooooo GOOD.

guy2: Tough luck.

guy1: I HATE YOU..... (SOBS)

guy2: Its okay, No one has any of it there probably all sold out.

guy3: Hey guys, i just bought like 13 boxes of yarnells ice cream.

guy1: (GUN SHOT) BANG BANG BANG, guy3 has died

guy2: WTH DUDE WTF IS WRONGE WITH YOU : calls 911

guy1 BANG BANG BANG shots fired. ITS MINE ITS BETTER THEN BLUE BELL AN METH.

by Tyson Dave January 6, 2012

cream cheese dick

Definition to use after you have had sex with a girl that has a yeast infection and still had her cunt cream on. Its what your dick looks like after you are done

Man i nailed that chick last night and didn't know that puss was stank still i saw i had cream cheese dick

by THEBIGO August 11, 2006

Neopolitan ice cream

Ice cream with three strips of flavor. One strip is chocolate, another vanilla, and the third is Strawberry.

Hey Jimmy, put that Neopolitan ice cream in my mouth.

by The Jason Himself December 9, 2008

cream caking

Two people holding a full size twinkie in their mouth and then engaging in a passionate kiss lasting greater than 5 minutes without swallowing.

Lincoln: "Raoul had to cancel his date with Shantaya because last night Lateefa severed half of his left testicle with a pair of pruning shears while they were cream caking."

Washington: "DAMN"

by testicle crusher April 13, 2014

Cream Biscuit

A game in which a group of humans ejaculate onto a biscuit. Who ever ejaculates last has to eat the biscuit.

"ANDY! ANDY! ANDY!"

"HANK! HANK! HANK!"

"Oh man this is exciting!Oh boy, I wonder who will have to eat the Cream Biscuit"

by Daddy's fat cock December 8, 2016

Cream Egg

When you ejaculate into a woman's vagina and proceed to eat/slurp it out with your mouth.

"Hey Sid, Jordan, come share this Cream Egg with me!"

by PenguinWanker January 27, 2018

strawberry cream cheese

Of or pertaining to a vagina with red pubic hairs

Dude, I bet B.R. had so much strawberry cream cheese with C.H. on homecumming night that he is now lactose intolerant.

by Tashjian November 17, 2003