Double Crack

To have a massive ass that is too big to be a circle so it grew a bottom layer

Dude, seriously that bitch is huge, check out that double crack!

by Yuri Gojirah October 12, 2010

cracking cheese

another way of saying smegma

it was that day that it happened.it was an ordinary day and i had just woke up so my vision was still blurry.i could just make out the outline of a woman and my dick.as my vision got better i saw that it was my mom,charlie.she hopped on top of me and landed on my dick,which was rock solid.she was moving so fast that i didn't know what she was doing until i felt my dick slip in her tight,warm,juicy and hairy pussy.we then had the biggest orgasms of our lives. after that moment my mom got pregnant with my son and since that day i hadn't thought about washing my dick.she pulled my pants down and as she rolled back my foreskin she said your dick stinks.it was then that my worst nightmare happened two men came through my wall. one said always swallow with a smile and the other said cracking cheese i see. i then fainted then woke up in my bed. it turned out i had a wet dream but i remembered this always swallow with a smile and cracking cheese i see.

the end

by charlie jayne January 1, 2018

Cracking a Wadders

Masturbating while at work.

Man 1: Where's Mike?
Man 2: I don't know. He must be cracking a wadders again. We'll have to wait.

by Barmy Army October 10, 2017

Crack Straw

When you stick your crack pipe in one’s vag , light the crack and inhale through their mouth effectively making them a crack straw

Average Joe: nah dude I got ma girl to do the crack straw yesterday , crazy litty
Average friend : no way , how was it

Average joe : she’s dead

by DailyCrackSmoka November 11, 2021

cup'o crack

A cup'o crack is a rather small cup of straight crack often used as a defense mechanism against enemy's when feared or you have to pee really bad.

"bro my gf wouldnt have to get out the bathroom when i had to pee so i cup'o cracked that bitch"

by DJDARKSTAR7501 May 9, 2017

Crack Dial

When you call someone’s phone a bunch of times at 3 a.m., usually intoxicated but not always sometimes they’re just bored. The person on the other end usually doesn’t answer at all, because, well, they’re asleep...

Demi: I’m bored and can’t sleep, I’m gonna call Chris a bunch of times and see if he wakes up.
Sarinah: NO! Don’t crack dial Chris again because he’ll block your ass so quick.

by Crackadoodledoo September 22, 2020

Crack Moist

The female erection.

Cassie knew she would crack moist if she saw that hot guy from work again.

by Chips Mckenzie May 25, 2011