Courtesy tug

To masturbate before sex, so as to maintain sexual stamina during sex.

Peter: I don't think Mary will give it up anymore. Every time we have sex I always blow my load right away.

Paul: You really need to start giving yourself a courtesy tug.

Peter: What's that all about?

Paul: It's when you rub one out right before having sex, so as to maintain stamina during sex. You'd really be doing Mary and yourself a favor.

by vAnCiTyCaNaDa May 29, 2010

Courtesy Phone Flush

A cleansing toilet flush when caught taking a dump whilst on the phone

Bob; "Phhhlt" <plop>
Phil: Dude! Are you taking a dump?
Bob: Yeah man, can't wait.
Phil: How 'bout a courtesy phone flush? I can't concentrate on our

conversation!

by nextdaycorn July 24, 2010

Courtesy flushing

When some one at ones friends house flushes the toilet for every individual piece of crap to avoid clogging

Boy 1: I gotta go shit

Boy 2: make sure you use courtesy flushing!

by likeaboss9000000 February 18, 2014

Courtney

The name of a girl who is beautiful, strong, sweet, and smart. She may not know it, but she is beautiful inside and out. With her strong personality, long brown hair, and astonishing blue eyes. She is amazing, and eye catching. She has a wonderful heart, and clean soul. She takes bad news surprisingly well, and she doesn't have a bad temper at all! She is perfect, just what her name means. You could never ask for more than that.

Courtney is amazing! Who doesn't love her?

by Beauty&more July 12, 2016

Courtney Love

The act of making your partner cum in their own face, but then telling everyone he did it himself.

"Bro I swear it's not what it looks like! She totally Courtney Love'd me!"

by thunderstruck614 February 15, 2019

waldorf court

A place where reality is barred at all costs. Sort of like some kind of twilight zone. The girls here are hot.

People who live in Waldorf Court can be found saying things like:

Cait: Most boys just want to be friends and not get into my pants.

Syd: We don't NEED to leave the court...everything outside the court is evil.

by Joey Temprile November 23, 2007

The Supreme Court

Probably the worst group of people you’ll ever meet. From a range of old white men who decide womens rights and a women named Amy Coney Barrett who’s the definition of dog shit. I’ts filled with greedy conservatives who want to take peoples rights away.

“What’s the biggest life scam ever??”
“The Supreme Court”

by snoopdoggsbigtoe July 3, 2022