corporate horny

A character design that tries too hard to be sexually appealing to everyone possible and ends up becoming forgettable.
AKA The fate of most characters from gacha games and adult VNs.

Teal: Have you seen that new Steam game that's getting mocked?
Sky: You mean the one that has AI generated porn? I have.
Teal: Those girls all looked the same too. Talk about corporate horny.

by Blues and Dumbness October 16, 2025

Corporate Passive Aggressive

A dialect of Corporate Jargon intended to convey rude messages in a “professional” manner.

Examples of Corporate Passive Aggressive:

As per my previous email: Did you not read what I sent you?

Walk me through your thought process on this one: What were you thinking, you fool?

I’ve received feedback from your coworkers: Nobody likes you

This was identified early on as a possible outcome: I told you so

For future reference: How do you not already know this?

I’ve CC’d in your manager: You wanna say that shit in front of Steve?

We’ve decided to separate your employment: you’re fired

by Shepherd Guy December 19, 2025

Corporate Kardashian

Corp. Kardashian is window dressing on a toxic coworker. On camera, they try to be perfect and say what leadership wants to hear. Off camera, they rarely practice what they preach and play the victim when called out.

Janice totally Corporate Kardashian'd our call today. She's never proactively partnered in her life.

by adultingpoorly January 15, 2026

VNC Corporations

only the hardcorest, blinginest, ghettoest corporation on the planet mofo.

You better watch yo'self befo VNC pop a cap an yo bitch ass

by VNC corporations January 14, 2004

timi corcoran

1. A very good athlete; great at sports

2. Very good looking, hot

3. Very charasmatic

"Did you hang out with Timi Corcoran today"
" Lucky!"

by Suck on Sausage Chode March 3, 2017

apple cormorcol

Another phrase used by an annoying three year old in an xbox hat who can't speak proper English

Sounds like the type of music you would hear in an apple cormorcol

by KitKatGurl235 October 2, 2017

Toyota Corroded

(n). Any older model of Toyota, specifically a 2003 Toyota Corolla, whose undercarriage and frame forms big pockets of rust and can be peeled off with one's finger after many years. The rust is so prevalent and brittle, it comes off in like potato chips.

for years, I drove a Toyota Corroded. While it got 40 miles to the gallon on gas, the frame started to fall apart. The rust came off in potato chip-like flakes, due to rust on the undercarriage. At 250,000 miles, it became a rust bucket.

by boggler January 28, 2019