The Big Chomp is the single greatest shark of the plenty of sharks that are in the sea. Even though his zodiac is the aquarium, his horizon goes far beyond the walls of a regular tank. He loves to swim to different shores and explore new things. His beautiful explorer smile is proof of that. With arms and a body like a Greek demigod, he is a great athlete and his tennis and mini golf skills are definitely top 2% (though not quite top 1%). His team spirit is unrivaled - not matter for which team he is playing on. Although he gets easily flustered (which is super adorbs by the way), he is still extremely tough and hard working.
He pairs great with high maintenance creatures from far away shores which thrive in messy areas (they might clean up for a selfie) and demand constant car rides plus storage of their stuff.
Arguably his strongest skill is telling awesome dad jokes. This skill is only overtrumped by his ability to explain these jokes in detail.
Like every shark, he doesn’t hate (indeed even likes) good pizzarrr, Pepsi Carola, and a nice PB & jelly sandwich.
If you ever catch this rare creature, you don“t want to let go if it…
He pairs great with high maintenance creatures from far away shores which thrive in messy areas (they might clean up for a selfie) and demand constant car rides plus storage of their stuff.
Arguably his strongest skill is telling awesome dad jokes. This skill is only overtrumped by his ability to explain these jokes in detail.
Like every shark, he doesn’t hate (indeed even likes) good pizzarrr, Pepsi Carola, and a nice PB & jelly sandwich.
If you ever catch this rare creature, you don“t want to let go if it…
Klukes: „OMG, I think a saw the Big Chomp at the bar during trivia night. I couldn’t stop staring. I would love to hang with him and have some pizzarr, but I think I am too intimidated.“
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