comatoast

You are so exhausted and hungry that you start to have auditory and visual hallucinations. Your responses are delayed and distorted, comatose becomes comatoast. Once you do respond, if you do respond to social interactions, your response can appear completely irrelevant due to the lag (in fact your mind and body have separated and it takes some time for your neural networks to reach the cave where your processing mechanism is hiding). You are unable to make appropriate choices and when the barista asks single or double to reply double if not triple. Your overindulgence in caffeine, alcohol, chocolate and sex fail to return you to a normal state. There is no known cure for comatoast but the state does lapse and symptoms may disappear for months at a time (especially when you abandon your worldly possessions, quit your job and wander in tropical countries).

I was waiting for my friend on a park bench, (within arms reach of caffeine) it was a lovely sunny day, I soaked up the rays and stared blankly ahead, I was so tired I was comatoast.

by cognitivecoma October 5, 2011

Troller Coaster

The former method of transportation of Trolls, now they use message boards to surf the web

A troll tried to ride the Troller Coaster, but since it was soo old, the Coaster collapsed and the troll died, and respawned with only 7 lives left

by AnnexTheFrikinZero December 25, 2012

comcast

a really great cable company. very cheap, too. i have internet and tv cable from them and only pay $66 a month for both. the internet is really fast, and the on-demand feature is great.

Bob went to the video store to rent a movie but could not find it. I watched it on Comcast

by SexyLexie April 8, 2007

Roller Coaster

While a girl is giving you a blowjob, you throw both your hands in the air, and slap the girl in the face with your balls.

Last night I gave that skank the roller coaster and ended up getting my left nut stuck in her eye socket.

by Johnny Longhammer May 15, 2008

coastline

gay man's public region

Stanton just touched that guy's coastline.

by gally32h4 November 20, 2011

weast coast

The rural montana area

You going to the Weast Coast this summer? Yea, its gonna be fun in montana.

by Love katz June 1, 2016

coastie

The people that give UW-Madison its flavor. Coasties are wrongfully discriminated against by much of the in-state student body. However its only because (for the most part) they party harder, drink more, fuck more, and smoke more weed than most people from Wisconsin. It's okay to be jealous, we know how to have a good time. Don't hate.

"Omg Jenny is such a coastie with her ugg boots and tights!"
"So? She's fucking hot."

by hm2000 October 21, 2009