clown prince

An idiot. A person who is royalty when it comes to fools. Often someone who says they can do something and fails the task.

"That Marty is a real clown prince of getting shit done."

by Urban Confucius October 23, 2012

clown puncher

When a person grabs the shaft of his penis with one hand and punches the head of his penis with the other.

With a firm grip on his shaft, Teal kept punching the head of his penis like a true clown puncher.

by Team Clown Puncher Mississippi August 21, 2007

clown dick

Getting some from a chick who wears too much makeup.

"tell your mom to stop changing her lipstick, my dick is starting to look like a clown"

by Blacbeard July 28, 2005

clown loach

A really cool fish. They are bottom eaters and they clean your gravel for you by eating the stuff on the bottom. I have had them in the past and thought they were cool.

I like clown loaches and a number of other fish

by lunar shadows October 30, 2004

Clown Nuts

Testicles colored like a clown's face after sex with a menstruating women. "Clown Face," but on your nuts.

After banging Mary Jane Rotten Crotch, I looked down and realized that I had Clown Nuts. "So that was why she was crunchy! I thought she had some dengue-fever, twat clot vagina."

by pfc. snowball June 5, 2011

Clown world

(n) A phrase used to describe what many, especially on the political right, perceive as the purposeful reworking of social norms and traditions historically associated with healthy, functional societies; may refer to the normalization of transgenderism, homosexuality, legalized drug use, unqualified minorities in positions of power, etc.

“A transgender was just appointed to a cabinet position. More Clown world politics.”

by Klonwelt March 6, 2021

clown moustache

After going down on a woman with unfortunate menses, the area around your mouth will be red, like a clown's.

Woman: "I am now afraid of clowns because after going down on me you had a clown moustache."

by scorpionmintred December 28, 2003