santa claus

A talking piece of poo who says: "Howdy Ho! Ho! Ho!" , as seen on South Park (those guys are so smart).

If you see santa claus floating in the toilet then be sure to flush it down so the next person doesn't have to see/look at it.

by Santa licks penis December 28, 2005

santa clause

When ur gettin head or having sex and u pull out and skeet on her mouth. Leaving her chin white and dripping

Tasha didn't let me skeet in her mouth so she closed it and I santa claused her face

by Jay2103 February 11, 2008

triple mongolian cluster fuck

like rolling cluster fuck but more aptly used to describe a situation that is *really* messed up.

Oh man, you don't want to get involved in that, that's seriously a triple mongolian clusterfuck.

by dr_spanklebums May 4, 2004

cluster fuck

Any activity involving 3 or more people or 2 or more cars.

I tried to meet those guys at the movies but it all turned into a big cluster fuck

by scott January 17, 2004

cluster fuck

Idiots in tha fucking way!!

Non-Traffic jam on the freeway when everyone goes the same speed creating a blockage and slowing progress

by Money T April 16, 2005

Claustaphobic

The fear is having no escape from suffercation. When you ain't free, you jus haveta free yoself from rastriction.

So tight. I is trapped in a Claustaphobic place, wearin a helmut, with it on my head.

by hunter dugans November 27, 2010

cluster fuck

A group of men arranged in a circle with each fucking the man in front of him in the ass.

Used to describe something that is hopelessly entangled.

Man, I tried to straighten out all the cables in my entertainment center but it was a complete cluster fuck.

by T Keller May 19, 2008