chronically online

if you use this phrase, you are (ironically) chronically online. means spending too much time on the internet in general

"i just had a full day of arguing in a furry's tiktok comment section about neopronoun discourse."
"bro, you are so chronically online."

by penisshakes April 16, 2023

Carondelet Bops

A group of sluts that give head, fuck several boys in one night, drink and smoke week thinking their 'bad ass' and start hit with Northgate's Freshman. Some of the Carondelet girls have been known to finger themselves and tell Northgate Freshman that they are the sluts. That is how Carondelet is run. By a bunch of sluts and whores who sleep with several jocks, stoners and fakes.

Eeeeewww!!! Stay away from my boy friend you fucking whore!!! You Carondelet Bops!!!

by The Come Back Kid April 14, 2010

chronosynthesia

Condition in which a person has a distorted view of time and its relation to events and production. Sufferers have difficulty understanding concepts where something could not have been produced at a certain time because of some circumstances.

Of course those movies were made when the Soviets were our allies, but the HUAC suffers from chronosynthesia.

by TheRaven7 April 23, 2007

chronominating

The act in which a chronometer tells the time, act of keeping time.

The pilot said, "The Chronometer is chronominating..."

by militaryxxo June 27, 2008

Chronic Flush

The act of taking a dumb, urinating, sneezing, coughing, and puking -- all simultaneously.

May also be caused by a chronic version of shit bricks; grade A of shit bricks.

Guy: dude the Devil's after me..
Friend: WTF bro?
Guy: no really!! I just had a chronic flush in the bathroom!!
Friend: you're dumb, and that's disgusting.

Dude: yoyoyo! I just had sex with Megan Fox!
Guy: stfu you lion pendejo.

*dude shows guy video*
Guy: I'm coulda shit bricks.
Dude: if your penis was mine, you coulda had a chronic flush.

by Barca,A February 1, 2010

Chronic Group Joiners

People who obsessively join any group on Facebook that they see, regardless of whether they agree with it's title or if they know anything about the subject. Done consciously or not, these people may be fans of hundreds of items, people, phrases, and feelings.

*Gets on Facebook and sees feed*

Jasmine has become a fan of Bruce Lee, Not being in a coma, i hate winter!, looking in the fridge over and over again, and 23 other profiles.

Ben has become a fan of Stop joining so many facebook groups! and 14 other profiles.

*Astonished*
"Damn, all my friends are Chronic Group Joiners! Oooo, those profiles look nice..."

And the cycle continues

by Uge1 February 5, 2010

Chrondonesian

Slang term for chronic/marijuana. Used exclusively with high end buds like medical sativa, indica, and hybrid.

Hey dudes, I just got back from the dispensary. Want to 'moke some of that chrondonesian?

by Apprentice of Satan March 12, 2010