Choke the Bishop

Another way of saying “jerking off.” This phrase also specifically makes fun of the fact that bishops and their hats look like a penis, thus the phrase “Choking the Bishop” where Bishop is the fill in for Penis and Choking is the fill in for a persons grip while they masturbate

I plan to head home and Choke the Bishop while watching some porn on the good old flatscreen

by RangerR1234 December 22, 2020

Choking Pirate

When a guy ejaculates in his own eye or a girls eye and continues to choke him or her out while holding his eye and throat.

Natalie Bair, choking pirate.
"Man, you got that in my eye, let me choke you"

"Gave that bitch a choking pirate"

by Santa9511 April 23, 2014

Toronto Choke

Just when it seems like you're about to finish you inexplicably stop performing. You came in confident, made it interesting, even dominated for a bit, but then collapsed in spectacular fashion and finished crying in the showers. No one knows why. Neither do you.

"It was going so well. I thought I was going to get a strong finish, but nope. Total Toronto Choke. Just collapsed under pressure"

by Shibbys April 29, 2025

show choking

When you're choking your girl just the way she likes it in front of a group of people

Danny wad show choking Sarah and she loved it, whore.

by brokebitch24 July 2, 2017

Choke hit

After you’er done smoking your pipe, you shake it around a bit while covering the choke to loosen all the unsmoked greens that fell through the bowl hole (while packing). You have to shake your pipe with choke facing down so that all the greens gather at the choke hole. Then you put the flam to the choke and smoke it like a one hitter but don’t drag to hard because you might pull the greens away from the hole before you let it cherry.

Stoner : yo i think it’s done
Intellectual : you have to choke hit it to really clear it out
Stoner : you have to what ?

by Ceiling window May 28, 2018

choking your drawls

The act of masturbation

Quit choking your drawls!

I heard my roommate choking his drawls last night. It sounded violent at certain points...

by Rooj Morej September 24, 2017

french choke

A variation of french cuff, however the gag reflex is purposely initiated in intervals while performing the french cuff.

My dear chap, you must hear what happened the other night... While Charlene was carrying out her nightly french cuff upon my shaft and berries, she subsequently began gagging and hacking uncontrollably and in frighteningly durational intervals and she did so all with an indelible grace that no man could deny her some semblance of reciprocation once she had wrapped up her wonderful performance of what we can only call, a french choke.

by bonzogoda November 2, 2011