cooter cave

A female’s vagina that has come across multiple dicks.

Billy: I heard Ashley had a really loose cooter cave
Joe: True, i think I’ve been up there 2 times

by curlyaiden August 17, 2017

Steamy Ceaser

A steamy ceaser occurs when performing a hot lettuce and the female assumes the hiking position and prepares to receive the dressing. The Male positions himself behind and quickly and forcefully empties an entire bottle if ceaser dressing into the woman's anus. Immediately following, the woman sits on his erect penis and bounces vigorously, in order adequately toss the internal salad. Once both parties believe the ceaser is adequately mixed, the woman stands above the man's face and releases it eloquently into his open mouth. The woman then finalizes this masterpiece by forcefully shoving a fist full of croutons in the man's face while shouting "Hail Ceaser".

While in the emergency room Sally's doctor asked "can you tell me what happened here?" To which she replied "well sir, this was my first steamy ceaser."

by CEASER THE BUTT WARRIOR November 21, 2018

ed caves

Absolute toxic cuck who is ginger and lost his virginity to a pigeon

Did he do an Ed Caves

by TherealHxdge February 26, 2019

itchy cave

When your urethra is very itchy, but only on the inside. This can be a sign of stds of testicular cancer. The best way to treat this syndrome is to go to the doctor and yell ITCHY CAVES MY CAVE ITCHY repeatedly

I found out I had aids because of my itchy cave

by YTSizzleStreams May 19, 2019

the cave of no return

When one engages in anal sex who has not done it before. Once you've put a part of your body you are never the same again and there is no return to who you were before.

Kerry knew that once she allowed Hans to enter the cave of no return he and she would never be the same and their relationship will have transformed into something else.

by von groovy June 22, 2019

crab cave

Crab cave, a phrase to describe a crab infected vagina. That normally is black in colour and smells of fish.

Bob: Yo mark did you hear about Beckys clapped up crab cave?
Mark: Ye man that shit was crazy!

by The Cave Explorer April 18, 2019

Scoobies Cavern

So the other day I was naked, playing with my hamster on my stomach, then it suddenly climbed inside my vagina. I tried to tempt it out with a carrot but it still won't come out. It really likes it's new home. It's been up there for two days now and I'm getting used to it, but it keeps scratching at my g-spot which is sooooooo nice, but I'm worried about him drowning with how wet I tend to get. Help me.

Him: Where'd your hamster get too?

Her: He's moved in ti Scoobies Cavern.

by Reegan Hollister December 4, 2019