Candy Handy

When someone licks their hands. coats it in pop rocks and gives a hand job.

Candy handy's are usually offered by bubblegum bimbo strippers and creepy dudes named Andy. -cba

by Altrockman July 4, 2019

Candy jar

The act of defecating into a jar (commonly used to store candy) and then placing said jar onto the highest shelf in one of the cupboards, with the intention that the foul smell will be difficult to locate.

Matt really pissed me off yesterday, so I filled up on burritos yesterday and left him a good ol’ candy jar in the kitchen this morning.

by Shower-shits November 8, 2019

Candy Corn

1: a sweat treat eaten around halloween time
2: a piece of cotton with a string attached that females shove up their vaginas to dry their dead kids up with.

goes in as a clean-cunt-stick, comes out a bloody-cunt-mess

(a.k.a-A FUCKING TAMPON)

Oh shit my candy corn is sideways!!

by waytoocreativeforthis November 12, 2019

Candy box

Candy box is an alternate name for a girl's ass, usually the ass of a very cute or pretty girl.

Heather: What do you want to do tonight?

Donny: Jack off while I eat out your Candy Box.

Heather: Mmmkay.

by Box Worm November 24, 2019

Candy panda

A big, burly, mixed race, gay man that eats ass in exchange for sugary treats.

I think my dad is a candy panda. No. I know my dad is a candy panda.

by Dick Shuttlecock May 29, 2019

Eye Candy

Eye Candy is something that pleasures your eyes.
For example, when you spot a really thicc girl.

Eye Candy 4 o clock
I repeat
Eye Candy 4 o clock

by Pumpkinass June 2, 2019

Candy corn

Another word for cocaine

"I still might sell candy corn to the skeletons"

by Lawdjesus September 18, 2019