House of ill compute

a church or temple.

(parody of the term house of ill repute)

ah! The christian's must be heading to the house of ill compute.

by Qrez October 13, 2017

Mobile Computer

What mobile devices are.

Carlos is researching and writing as much in his handheld mobile computer than on his iMac.

by but for July 29, 2021

computer-minded

When you are so robotic with respect to emotional processing and internalizing problems that you lose touch with reality, which isn't as harsh as you are making it out to be.

She is very computer-minded right now. But it's just a phase, serious as it may be.

by Ereck Flowers November 12, 2018

Computer Fat

The act of being extremely lazy whilst being on the computer, Viewing everything your friends try to show you as; annoying, an annoyance, or waste of time.

Guy 1)Dude check out this sweet video!

Guy 2)OMG! dude what do you want! I'm trying to watch the olympics. AKA Computer Fat.

by Silvel2 October 11, 2008

computative

Apparently true because the computer says it is.

His online identity was entirely fabricated, yet irrefutably computative.

by Monkey's Dad March 17, 2020

computer

a smart person, opposite of brick

Wow! Jacob is not a computer!

by peanutbread123 July 29, 2022

Computer

The device you are currently using.

You are using a computer to search for the definition of a computer.

by somerandomperson132 January 12, 2023