Cock Hulk

Insert your flaccid cock into one end of a 'Smartie' tube. Get your partner to tickle your ballsack and watch in wonder as your dick gets hard then bursts the 'Smartie' tube apart. A bit like Dr David Banner getting angry! For added effect, paint your knob green before insertion.

COMMENTATOR: "So, after 120 minutes of the FA Cup final, the score is Liverpool 3 Everton 3! History is about to be made! This is the first final is to be decided, not by the usual penalty shoot-out, but by both team captains Cock Hulking a Smartie tube. The first to burst wins! Back to the action!"

REFEREE: "Mr Neville......Ready? (Phil nods), Mr Gerrard........Ready? (Stevie nods) Ticklers.....Ready? (Distin and Suarez both nod) FWEEEEEEEEEEET

Cock Hulk by Chimping Champ August 31, 2012

Cock-on-the-Block 

To show appropriate commitment; to put your money where your mouth is; to commit

"Are you saying we'll get this return on the investment. Are you prepared to put your cock-on-the-block here?"

Cock-on-the-Block by hicksandhudson September 16, 2014

Cock Snobbler

When you get smacked with a penis and cum comes flying onto your nose

Jim: Yo, last night my girl turned into a cock snobbler!
Tim: I wish my girl would turn into one.

Cock Snobbler by YaBoiMike June 8, 2017

cock juggling thunder fuck 

A real fucktard who owes money to his friend but never gives him the money, and goes given gum to little bitches.

Gabe: Where tf my money?
Terrence: I aint got yo money nigga
Gabe: well suck my dick then!
Terrence: I think the fuck not
Gabe: well get my money by sucking other peoples dick, or ill have my kkk Nation come burn you.
Terrence: NO
Gabe: your a real cock juggling thunder fuck you know that?

cock juggling thunder fuck by MasterSlayer December 5, 2017

Cock Drunk 

A state of mind which the affected person has been reduced to a tipsy, drunk, groggy, like mentality but the cause and main focus of the individual is cock. It can be considered an altered state, achieved via intense desire, actual intoxication, or be hypnotically induced

The state can be achieved by looking at, thinking about, or even being in close context with the cock(s) in question.

I cant stop staring at iittt fuck, mmmm your cock looks so yummmy fuckkk heh I'm so fucking cock drunk god I need it

Cock Drunk by Cultic Terror July 17, 2023

cock dicker 

A person who cocks dicks.

You are such a cock dicker!

cock dicker by luvieere November 12, 2007

Cock Smoking Thunder Cunt 

The daddy of all putdowns, a king amongst curses, the Zeus of insults, THE insult favoured by Chuck Norris.
'Cock smoking thunder cunt' delivers a crushing blow to an insultee's ego, by combining two reasonable insults it creates an amalgamation so ultimately powerful that any comeback (if any) from the receiver of the insult is completely useless, much like trying to return a punch to Mike Tyson, the insultee knows that they cannot possibly outshine the sheer awesomeness that 'cock smoking thunder cunt' glows in.

Shut up you dickhead, you can't do that.' 'Yes, I can, you cock smoking thunder cunt.' 'Okay, I'm terribly sorry, you can. Please, take my mother

Cock Smoking Thunder Cunt by L. Longford July 19, 2010