Crackin corn

When you push out a massive fart and you blow a corn kernel across the room.
It was Jimmy's crackin corn that blinded his poor dog Rex.
by jmcycle August 29, 2017
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Corned Bash

Having anal sex after the insertion of a can of corned beef, provides lubrication and a lovely beefy odor.
Jeff: Want to bash the beef?
Joff: Lets use 3 cans this time.
Jeff: I love the smell of hot beef, I cant wait to be Corned Bashed by you!
by Joffy Scoffy September 03, 2014
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Corn Maven

The wielder of the corn, who is responsible for dishing the corn out at family dinners/gatherings. Often associated with the act of yelling "Corn!" spontaneously so as to raise awareness of the product they are peddling.
You fucking dumbfuck, you fucked the Corn Maven's wife right before he passed out the corn! Now you're never gonna get corn again!
by Carlton Grüberschmott August 02, 2020
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cheddar corn

Often refers to as "Cheds". Cheddar Corn is slang for Mexican Mennonites. Cheddar Corn is often found driving around in full sized vans and any old vehicle made by Pontiac in the 90s. They often be found gathered on a Sunday night at Tim Hortons consuming beer in the parking lot. They also are found in large herds walking down the road with no regaurds for vehicles around them.They are easily spotted wearing miss matches clothes from goodwill and dressed with out fits inspired by brokeback mountain. The female Cheddar Corn often wear repurposed curtains with floral patterns on them. They often suffer from mental retardation due to mass amounts of interbreeding.
Wow, look at all the Cheddar Corn blocking off the road.
by South of 45 encyclopedia August 29, 2017
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Corn Burner

The opposite of a rice burner, but referring to an American car instead. A corn burner is defined as domestic car (or truck) that has been given unnecessary cosmetic "mods" to "enhance" performance. Examples of this may include: 1) lift kits that still have stock tires 2) fake hood scoops 3) decorative side vents 4) aftermarket cop horns 5) plastic bed extenders.
Jack: what the hell is up with that Ford F-150 over there? Why does it have a useless hood scoop if it doesn't have an intercooler?

Ryan: That would be what we would call a corn burner.
by Supernova24 May 29, 2015
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Burnt Corn

Bend yo ass over so I can stick my burnt corn in you
by forcedanal February 20, 2017
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Burnt Corn

A way to describe severely neglected, unbrushed, stained or plaque covered teeth.
Boy, that English guy has a smile like burnt corn.
by P Niss February 03, 2009
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