Jesus Clean 

A hasty way to clean dishes, namely cups. Originating from the christian ritual, the eucharist, in which only the rim of the cup is cleaned w/ a piece of cloth for the next person to drink.

joe: dude lets go
bill: hold on my mom told me to clean all the dishes in the sink
joe: wat are u a caveman? just toss them in the dish washer
bill: its broken
joe: then just jesus clean them bitches and lets go

Jesus Clean by MaGoo69 January 5, 2011

chick clean 

A level of cleanliness defined by if a woman would consider the place or object "clean."

His home may be clean, but is it "chick clean."

chick clean by Viciovs January 7, 2014

The Clean Getaway 

"The Clean Getaway"

That turd we've ALL had where you hear it hit the water, Hell, you even feel the splash-back but when you look a second later, it's no where to be seen - as though it flushed itself, yet flushing has yet to occur.

My turd just pulled "the clean getaway."

The Clean Getaway by Screwysquearl October 18, 2016

you clean the toilet so you can shit in it

The world's most perfect oxymoron

Ann was scrubbing all day and didn't want anyone to use the crapper, to which Jim said ``You clean the toilet so you can shit in it.''

you clean the toilet so you can shit in it by tirtle April 20, 2017

Cum clean 

When you climax in the shower

Someone: BRO I'm about cum clean
Friend: remember clean it up

Someone: It all good I'll be in the shower

Cum clean by Honeybur November 10, 2019

Quarantine-clean 

The truth about how messy you’ll actually let your home get before you clean it, knowing no one can come over because you’re all quarantined.

When this is all over, I’ll clean my house for good. Until then, it’ll stay quarantine-clean. If it’s clean enough for me, it’s clean enough.

I know there’s no one comin to visit cause of covid-19; so I keep my house quarantine-clean.

Quarantine-clean by Kmo7 April 12, 2020

white man clean 

A vehicle typically owned by elderly white people that is in almost mint condition from having always been garage kept, and rarely driven.

I'm thinking about buying this 98 cadillac. It's got low miles, and it's white man clean.

white man clean by bahamut78 July 12, 2015