Child lock

An annoying feature in many of today's cars and SUVs that makes it seem like the driver is trying to trap you in their car. However, it is just as effective at keeping young children safe as it is protecting crazy people of all ages. The child lock can be renamed for the person it is protecting.

"Wtf the child lock is on! Let me out of the car!"
"Oh sorry I forgot about the Alice Lock. I turned it on to keep that crazy Asian inside the car."

by berkowitz5 September 02, 2011

Vickers Child

One who is far too attached to small black and white animals for most people's comfort

Don't go near him, he looks a bit like a Vickers Child

by Bagpuss August 29, 2003

Child porn

why the fuck are you looking this up you pe/do. But anyway, just for you weirdo, i'll tell you. Illegal pornography with children, usually includes violence and maybe murder

Person 1: bro i have some child porn
FBI Agent: tf is wrong with this retard?
P2: Fuck you we are not friends anymore

by legendaryidiot September 12, 2023

Butter Child

(n.) type of girl that would be perfect to hook up with but she has a child/ children.

She's great, butter child gets in the way.

by datacattt July 27, 2011

Man child

Grown man who acts like a child, in other words Donald Trump

Can't believe he did that, what a man child

by beautifulelf September 24, 2017

Child Porn

Why are you searching for child porn?

I don't need to insert an example of how "Child Porn" is used in a sentence, just don't fucking search for it you virgin faggot.

by JoeHasABungalo February 12, 2018

Voodoo Child

A younger friend that you take under your wing. Similiar to mini-me

That's Kate. She's my voodoo child.

by Vodkamonster November 24, 2008