cheese bus

It's the slang version for a yellow school bus.

Our class is going to Washington DC, in a yellow cheese bus!

by gerberkids June 27, 2006

atheist bus

n. Any mass transit vehicle with an atheist ad or slogan on it, stemming from the original London bus ad with the words: “There’s probably no God. Now stop worrying and enjoy your life.” proposed by comedy writer Ariane Sherine and launched on Tuesday October 21 2008.

also n. An ad campaign to put atheist slogans on mass transit vehicles.

sometimes, n. A metaphorical construct suggesting that being a passenger implies atheism.

I got a picture of everyone on an atheist bus flipping off a Hummer! FUH2 fame, here I come!

Did you hear that New York is going atheist bus?

Since Friedrich married a Christian a few years ago he has really fallen off the atheist bus.

by plausitron March 29, 2010

F.W.T.B.T. (I Dream of Lars Ulrich Being Thrown Through the Bus Window Instead of My Mystikal Master Kliff Burton)

Standing for: For Whom The Bell Tolls this is a somewhat cover of the Metallica song of the same name. The cover was created by dronemetalists Sunn O))) (pronounced sun).

I hate Lars so much what a d-bag he makes me want to listen to F.W.T.B.T. (I Dream of Lars Ulrich Being Thrown Through the Bus Window Instead of My Mystikal Master Kliff Burton) all day long!

rip cliff burton

by joshjoshjoshjoshjoshjoshjoshjosh April 20, 2008

bang bus

A dauntingly stupid exploitation/reality porn site featuring two or so utterly insipid and useless individuals, driving around and "tricking" girls into having sex with them. Apparently the premise of the site is less about sex, but more about immature pranks and insults pulled by the man-childeren running the show. If this idea sounds appealing, my advice would be to rent yourself a van, drive on down the nearest lesbian rally, and swiftly erradicate yourself from the gene pool.

I have the IQ of a bowl of pudding, but man do I love the Bangbus!

by CreepyCrumb May 23, 2005

Hot Bus Wedgie

This is the cause of sitting on a school bus on a hot day. The bus's hot plastic/rubber seats heat up against your butt causing the sitter to constantly shift. This constant shifting ends up with the sitters ass sweating causing a wedgie that is severly hard to de-wedge. This is known as Hot Bus Wedgie.

1 gets off bus
1: aw damn I got a bad case of the Hot Bus Wedgie.
2: HAHAHHAHAHAHA good luck de-wedging that!

by Enigma Pie May 17, 2006

get off the short bus

an expression used to tell someone to stop acting like such a retard or to pay attention.

Person 1 (usually from a bible belt state): "Hey man, I think intelligent design is good theory."

Person 2 (not from a bible belt state): "Man get off the short bus."

by mistahtom July 18, 2006

short bus

A small bus that is not always used for transporting special education students. It is also used in small school districts in which it would be wasteful to use a full size bus every day.

"I ride the short bus."
"Dude! You must be retarded!"

"No. I just go to a really small school."

by maxBoredom August 29, 2009