birth weight

A blunt rolled so fucking fat that it looks like its back to its original size

Lets go smoke with sam barrett because he's the only nigga that can roll blunts back to birth weight.

by Sam Barrett August 30, 2007

Birthday Shaft

When you are not invited to a birthday party because you are lame.

Did Nick get invited to that hot girl's birthday party?

Nah, he took her on a lame date so she gave him the Birthday Shaft!

by randy2.0 October 23, 2009

Birthday cookie

A single giant cookie. Given at the time of ones birthday instead of a gift and or cake

Happy Birthday, here's a Birthday cookie, its not for sharing.

by Cookie monster 3000v2 February 19, 2011

bum birth

The act of finally following through in the comfort of your bathroom following a long period of constipation. The feeling of joy mixed with a likely feeling of discomfort due to the build up of matter since the onset of constipation creates the strained feeling of childbirth from the rear. Usually followed by a feeling of weary elation that is once again similar to that feeling following the birth of ones child.

'I finally gave bumbirth today.'

by MollyGenevieve May 14, 2005

seventeenth birthday

The time when a boy/girl turns 17 and grows a tail.

"hey Martha, did you see the tail on that guy?"
"oh yeh, he is hot! Did I tell you I was at his seventeenth birthday?".
"Tail is a euphemism btw".

by MQ-N May 11, 2009

October 13 birthday

Most likely an emo or homosexual with dyed hair, generally not the best friend cause they’ll ghost you or be genuinely dry, but with people they care about they could be a walking celebration, doesn’t know how to start a conversation but when they’re in one they’re either the funnest thing ever or the most boring thing ever (no in-between) they’re also most likely a geek but they’re a cool awesome person but hard to become good friends with.

Regular friend: I heard she has a October 13 birthday, she’s cool but they’re kinda boring
Good friend: what do you mean? They’re a walking party!

by Feelsocleanlikeamoneymachine April 19, 2021

it's your birthday

The only occasion on which short people are allowed to participate in certain activities, like pick-up basketball games or parties.

(Gary Coleman's birthday)
Gary Coleman: "Yo 50, is it cool if I go to that big party you're throwin' next tonight? G-G-G-Unit."
50 Cent: "Go shorty, it's your birthday."

by Nick D July 14, 2004