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british

Taking the piss out of our own nation until someone (usually an American) agrees, at which point we become super patriotic
Person A: God I hate this shithole, our country is so horrible- like who the hell designed out weather?!
Person B: IKR the UK is horrible you all drink so much tea and how is you're weather that horrible do you have anything other than rain?
Person A: Fuck off, Britain is amazing we are superior to you losers- and most of us hate tea and at least our crops are waters and we have FREE HEALTHCARE!
Person B: God you are so british
by reallyneedsalife May 13, 2021
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British Crumpet Clapper

When a British man nuts between a British girl's ass and she twerks it up her back
Man: I just gave me girlfriend a British Crumpet Clapper
Other man:Wtf is wrong with you
by anonymous May 14, 2021
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british ten

A person who is considered a 10/10 in attractiveness in the UK, but who would be considered a 6 at best anywhere else in the world.

Many great examples can be found in the UK edition of the reality series "Love Island".
"Did you see the girl Josh got with last night?"
"Yeah, a proper british ten she was"
"innit"
by ShortForDick August 22, 2024
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british ten

A British person, usually female, who is considered a 10/10 on the attractiveness scale in the UK, but would be considered a 6/10 at best anywhere else in the world.

Many prime examples may be found in the UK edition of the reality series "Love Island"
Andy: "That girl is so hot"
Jake: "Nah, she's just a british ten"
by ShortForDick August 22, 2024
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British accent

The way British people speak. The "British" in this word can be replaced with any country or place. (eg. Canadian, Scottish, Sweedish, Russian etc)
Oy, mate! Im learning how to do a British accent!
by Doomkid5 December 3, 2024
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british chav

a person who is from britain, is likely to corner you in a dark street and/or wears 5 layers of foundation 2 shades darker than necessary
person 1:oi mate yeah bruv i’m talking to you
person 2:british chav
by *insert imaginative name here* December 17, 2024
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The British Teabag

Containing 2 members both wearing top hats, one will place a PG tips teabag into the rectum of the other, and decant hot water from their mouth to the other member's rectum. They will then let the tea soak in. The "Tea Giver" will then lay under the "Teapot" and then allow the tea to flow into the Tea givers mouth, which is already filled with sugar.
Chase - Can we use Tetley for the British Teabag?
EDP445 - I only like PG Tips.
by British Teabagger December 24, 2024
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