blonde joke

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by Blonde joke January 16, 2017

Strawberry Blond

Not a ginger. Strawberry Blonds do not consider themselves gingers, and will take that as an insult. Strawberry blonds are not weird and soulless like gingers, and can actually get a tan.

"Look at that ginger over there, I bet she is hella weird."

"Thats not a ginger, thats a strawberry blond, therefore she isn't a freaking weirdo"

by gtfomd January 9, 2019

Devastatingly Handsome Blond

When a man's shade of hair slowly changes from Bozo the Clown RED, to a shade resembling that of a fiery God, full of vigor, reeking of masculinity and power.

Darryl used to be a ginger, but lord almighty, he has changed into quite a Devastatingly Handsome Blond.

by DRK June 22, 2012

Blondeel

Someone who's always making up stories, claiming he "knows someone" who told him this. If asked about this person it turns out he just read about it on the internet
Hasn't got anything interesting to tell himself.

-I know someone who went to Woodstock!
*Oh come on, quit being such a Blondeel

by Dr. Krabblesnitch March 10, 2011

blonding

1. confused, ditzy, generally out of it. (like a blonde)
2. high, intoxicated (in a state of confusion, as a blonde would be)

"kristin said she'd bring me some weed but she's all lalala and blonding so she totally forgot."

by lauren August 30, 2003

blondage

when a man dates or chases only blonde women
a combo of blonde and bondage

thank god i divorced her, i was tired of being in blondage

by cheaptrickrick February 5, 2010

Blonde

(see:jessica hughes)

Blondes have more fun...Sexy blonde, boys are for toys!

by SPG October 23, 2003