That's so blanket 

something is smothered or outshined by something, kinda like cockblocked.

squiggles "you did you here about Drake's 'Family Matters'"

John "Yeah that's so blanket, Kendrick washed him with 'Meet the Grahams'"

That's so blanket by clickr May 27, 2024

Danish Pig-In-A-Blanket

Shoving a toothpick down a man's penis and jacking him off until he cums blood

I recently gave my boyfriend a Danish pig-in-a-blanket.
or
Yeah bro, I need a Danish pig-in-a-blanket or I'll go crazy.
or
I gave David a Danish pig-in-a-blanket a few days ago.

Danish Pig-In-A-Blanket by Oliver Nordin December 14, 2024

pig in a blanket 

used to refer to describe someone who is being impaled from the rectum by a colossal penis to the point that the tip reaches the other end of the person.

"Tyrones dick was so big that Caleb became a Pig In a Blanket"

pig in a blanket by garfieldbabycakes June 26, 2025

Pig In a Blanket 

undercover cops

Friend1: "yoo keep cool there's a pig in a blanket"

Friend 2: "oh word? An undercover cop?"

Friend 1: "yeah man just lay low"

Pig In a Blanket by PearlStorm2212 September 20, 2025

The bad blanket

A nut blanket. Where u sexually orgasm and wipe your butt on.

“Dad put that blanket down it’s the Bad Blanket”
“No I don’t wash that blanket it’s my Bad blanket”

The bad blanket by Lesean McCoy December 18, 2025

inside out pigs in a blanket

During anal intercourse, after a full thrust remove the penis very quickly revealing the inside of the butthole.

Last night I turned you into an inside out pigs in a blanket

inside out pigs in a blanket by Yayceee December 21, 2019

Chocolate-Covered Pigs In A Blanket 

A session of dirty anal soaking followed by a docking session without cleaning your dick in between.

I thought it would just be another anal soak, but when he rolled me over and docked me, the shit smears looked like a couple of chocolate-covered pigs in a blanket.

Chocolate-Covered Pigs In A Blanket by anonymous September 10, 2020