A person who is out of shape, over weight, or unkept. A physically or visually unattractive individual who would resemble a "before" photo in a before and after comparison. The opposite of Afterman.
Wow! Did you see Beforeman driving his scooter around the theme park? He had more chins than a Chinese telephone directory.
Rachel used to date this very hot guy from the city, now she's trolling around with this ugly ass Beforeman.
Rachel used to date this very hot guy from the city, now she's trolling around with this ugly ass Beforeman.
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Did you see Michael giving a beformance of the new Planet Of The Apes movie? What an ass! Thanks for blowing it for me... loser!
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Not a place, but an idea; a nostalgia for idealised depression. A place for endless cuddling, whiskey, and 'Good Times' by the Animals on repeat.
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Most likely from Scotland, Beffs come in packs of 4-9 based on their environment. Most Beffs tend to shy away from social situations behind a phone screen, but once consoled, Beffs can be outgoing and u sure dick lover.
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- massive ass
- quality pair of tits
Most likely from Scotland, Beffs come in packs of 4-9 based on their environment. Most Beffs tend to shy away from social situations behind a phone screen, but once consoled, Beffs can be outgoing and u sure dick lover.
"Oh look! It's a wild pack of Beffs in their natural habitat! I'll give em a taste of my nuts to feast upon"
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Situated 45 minutes north of manhattan, bedford looks like small town, that is very family oriented. bedford village males play hockey or lacrosse for fox lane or there prep school, there wardrobe is nothing but polo or abercrombie, they wear kahkis and plad shorts along with polo's or oxfords shirts, they are the life of the party, notorious to be heavy drinkers. kids from bedford live the good life and know how to have fun. A typical bedford saturday will be eating at the bedford village deli, going to bedford golf and tennis club all afternoon with the exception of hockey or lax practice,nights consisit of beer pong and numerous keg stands at you friends party, as well waking up with a girl next to you the next day. bedford kids are known to be popular, and are well liked. Bedford girls have fake tans, designer glasses, hermes bracelets and similar wardrobe style to the males. they are known sluts, but very down to earth. A bedford kid usually lives in a house costing over 1 million dollars, and has 3-4 friends with pools and tennis courts at there house.
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