Beat the kids

1. To masturbate. Deriving from the fact the sperm grow into children, and by the act of "beating off" one releases these.

2. To masturbate. When referring to ones balls as "the kids", so as to infer that in the process of masturbation, ones balls will come into contact with ones hands at the end of the sliding motion

No one at the club wanted to hook up, so I went home to beat the kids.

by Dr. Sesh April 15, 2009

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sweet beats

a word that will become a huge hit in the hipster culture originally created by Sean Reilly in 2010. meaning to be awesome, greatly appreciated, thanks, your welcome, yes, no, maybe, to express emotion.a word that can basically mean anything

Ex 1:

person 1:hey nice leather jacket there!
person 2: sweet beats!
Ex 2:
person 1: hey can i borrow that indefinatly?
person 2: sweet beats thats my grandpas.

by wheres waldo. November 3, 2011

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beat street

A lame situation or place.

Those girls were beat street dude.

by Brad February 7, 2005

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beating a fatty

Masturbating : When you get a hard on, after seeing a pretty woman, or for just no reason at all and then you beat off because your dick is hard and you are almost there.

"Jeff's not going out tonight, he's beating a fatty at home."

nick's got a date with his computer tonight.....he got a boner from this girl at walmart and now he has to finish off..and beat a fatty

by fatty beating master January 14, 2008

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