Bum Beard

When a person’s asshole hair is so long that it appears like a beard between their legs.

I swear that Eric has a bum beard, I saw it when we were changing in the locker room.

by Greenbriar29 March 8, 2023

Pirates Beard

When you jizz on someones chin, trim your pubes and throw them on their chin using the spunk as a glue.

Female: I love Pirates of the Caribbean
Male: In that case, come here and I'll give you a pirates beard

by condigityy June 11, 2015

battle beard

The crusty, leftover residues left from a particularily enthusiastic session of cunnilingus on one's face.

The lad had such a crazy night licking out multiple girls. He had a battle beard which would have surprised even the most battle-hardened fanny lickers.

by Kirkus Maximus May 7, 2017

nal beard

a man or a womens hairy bum

" danng kayler has major nal beard ". " your dirty nal "

by gingey b! December 30, 2008

Chineck-beard

The beard in which grows upon the 2nd chin which is actually more upon the neck such as in the case of a double chin.

Wow that guys chineck-beard is really intense.

by Sha~Mari November 11, 2018

Sailor Beard

A sailor beard is when a woman’s pubic hair resembles that of a big hairy beard on a sailor

guy 1: Yeah man that girl had a huge bush

guy 2: Oh was it really that hairy

guy 1: Yeah dude she had a sailor beard

by 6willdoit April 6, 2021

Grease beard

A build-up of facial oil or grease just below where you would find a chinstrap style beard.

Damn, my chin's itchy today. I forgot to clean my grease beard this morning.

by Gibbiwntb February 15, 2019